Skirts don't hurt...usually.

Three.

Three is the number of times,

the seams got ripped out.

Ten is the number of times,

I tried this skirt on hoping it would look right this time.

One is the number of times,

I will make a skirt for myself!!!

 No animals were hurt in the making of this skirt.  

(You can see that this banana is smiling at you, right?)